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$xhtml = array(
	'<{title}>' => 'Back to Springfield',
	'<{body}>' => <<<END
<p>
	It looks like someone used my email address to register for Kik.
	I will deal with that once I have a stable Internet connection.
</p>
<p>
	We went to visit my pibling&apos;s house so that my mother could borrow their computer to apply for jobs, and we ended up staying for a few hours.
	One job posting had a very strange request.
	In order to upload the three letters of recommendation that they requested, the uploader was required to merge them into one file.
	This was no easy task, considering that one letter was n $a[PDF] form, one was in DOC format, and the third was a $a[JPEG].
	My pibling was able to figure out how to do it for my mother though, which was a big help.
	At one point, my mother mentioned our old synchronized family calendar and that we no longer had it, so I explained to my pibling that we&apos;d lost it because our new $a[ISP] didn&apos;t allow home servers.
	They seemed confused, so I explained that I had hosted the calendar server myself.
	They said that their own calendar was hosted by Google, so our mother thought that maybe we could host our calendar on Google.
	Yeah.
	Right.
	Google isn&apos;t going to allow that, they maliciously discriminate against $a[Tor] users.
	Every time that my device tries to sync with the server, Google is going to block me and send alert emails to whomever the account holder is.
	That account holder won&apos;t be me, as Google demands telephone number verification to start an account, so someone else is going to be dealing with all of the garbage that Google will be spewing.
</p>
<p>
	Thankfully, today, we finally went back to Springfield.
	Now we might be able to make some progress.
</p>
END
);
